crochet:: best christmas pasties. ever.
December 25, 2012
Is making pasties for your mom just creepy? Well, you kinda have to know my Mom.
It all started with an off-the-cuff remark she made back in May or June-ish. My Dad was the one that thought the joke was so funny he insisted that I HAD to make them. There was even talk of sewing them to her old nightgown and wrapping them for Christmas. So that’s what we did.
Gawd I love my family.
Hilarity ensued.
That is all.
(at least that’s all I can share, because the jokes went even further off the deep-end from there)
PS to Jill~yes, you can have the pattern if you REALLY feel the need to make a pair, I won’t judge.
You tease us all week about the pasties and now you aren’t sharing the pattern? I know of several ladies I would love to give these to as a joke…just think what fun at a bridal shower…
Oh Diana! I really didn’t think anyone would actually want the pattern
But if you think they look hookerish enough, I will be HAPPY to share the free pattern. Since it’s Christmas and all, give me a bit and I will type them up and post them. (and yes, I think they would be awesome for a shower gift!) Merry Christmas chica!
at last! I’m loving them – and already wondering about the possibilities….pompoms, maybe, or buttons????? ROFL
clown noses? craft-google-eyes?
big-toe warmers? mushroom hats?
perhaps you could incorporate a small bit of machinery to make the tassels spin??
So very wrong
and yet a totally plausible idea
love it! bwahahaha!
joy-buzzers?
Hilarious!